[You might hear some lasers being fired, at Nancy's joy of ACTUALLY TEACHING CLASS. On his journal, only a few things can be read]

ARMD WEPONRY. I WIL TECH IT.

[It seems someone also signed up Nancy for these blind dates. He is very confused NOT TOO HAPPY.]

[Nancy has ordered lunch today, after struggling for the past three days into making something healthy for everyone. It's not working when you go from being nearly eight feet tall to being three.

Enjoy your very unhealthy Pizzas, Smash Academy. Some of them have the normal ingredients, other have been specially made for certain students and have things such as super extra anchovies, mayonnaise and corn, gumdrops (don't ask) and chicken mango sausage.

He had to get an adult to make the phone call since the Pizza place doesn't understand Teddiursa.]

[There is no lunch today. The reason is somewhat obvious if you look behind the counter and see a tiny bear desperately trying to make enough food in the microwaves.]

[Nancy has been baking all this morning. He loves making sweets and there are just some days when a bear really feels like he's gotta cook all day, you know? He has these once every two weeks or so, so no reason to be worried about anything happening, HAHA THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

The prices are ridiculously low, basically he's only making you pay for the ingredients. 10-25 cent muffins and brownies and cookies, anyone?

He was so preoccupied with baking and making everyone happy that he never noticed a little imp sneaking into his kitchen while he went to wash his plates and dump some things in his flour and butter...]

[Nancy wanted all of you to know that all people present during the Cake-o-Death event are now formally banned from cooking in the kitchen until the end of the year.


...which is kinda soon. Dammit.

The only ones who the rule do not apply are Flint and Lighter who must REPORT AND FIX THE HOLE PRONTO.]

*It is Nancy's birthday! This has nothing to do with the fact the mum is lazy and posted Nancy's birthday as her own

*A few might have found out with the records, but Nancy hasn't really told many people. But heh as baked cupcakes today as a forgiveness for the gender change (which was not his fault, but he still feels guilty about it).

All males who wish to reaffirm their manly are also invited to fight him for no reason.*

*Nancy has NO IDEA what happened, but he is NOT LIKING THIS TURN OF EVENTS AT ALL*

*Nancy would like everyone to know that there is nothing wrong with the food in the cafeteria, if you are sick, you are either allergic, or didn't check the date on the milk cartoon you used. As much as he tries, he can't be perfect in that department.*

((OOC- Guys I just wanted Lash to be lactose intolerant, not start a school-wide sickness event ahhh sorry. That can come Friday THURSDAY when everyone changes genders anyway 8Ub)

*VERY MANLY BEAR HUGS FOR EVERYONE*

*Nancy has made everyone cookies in the cafeteria as a side project!*

*Too bad the cookies had a good dose of Bertie Bots* every flavor beans, so each cookie TASTES DIFFERENTLY.*

*Will you take the cookie plunge?*

((*What is copyright infringement? :V))

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